Do Quakers fuck?
They must have once.
It must be true
That some still do.
Some haven't since
They gave it up
At Easter meeting,
'82.
Do Quakers fuck
In coal-black hats,
Grey dainties,
sullen lingerie?
Or do they roll
themselves in oats
And healthily they
plough away.
Do Quakers fuck in
silence, or
Will Jesus tell them
what to say?
The spirit moves
them to the message
"Fuck me! Fuck,
oh FUCK!" today
Do Quakers fuck?
They must have once.
It must be true
That some still do.
Sometimes they're
married,
Mostly though,
They're just a
sub-committee of two.
